g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

“You are both morning coffee and bedtime tea. You both rouse my tired mind and calm my anxious heart”

— Lauren Jessica (via quaderni)

(Source: wnq-writers.com, via ourlittlesecretlust)

corgisandboobs:

“What’s the password?”
“Is it… is it ‘dog’?”
*muffled meeting behind door*
“You may enter.”

(Source: awwww-cute, via meanplastic)

vestlizard100:

vestlizard100:

Women

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silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

(via meanplastic)

sadgirl1017:

customer service be like

(Source: jjjustlikehoney, via meanplastic)

unclefather:

sixpenceee:

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates the iconic “Psycho” shower scene that originally featured her mother, Janet Leigh

When you run out of your activia

(Source: sixpenceee, via meanplastic)

orwell:

Lawrence of Arabia (1962) dir. David Lean

(via kingbard)

arealemergency:

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

This is my fucking resurrection

(via jaxsonwolf)

redmachasacorns:

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Not a single lie in sight……

(Source: pollytipsy, via 7eggs)

(Source: olivercory, via gayokay)

janemba:

koolaidicecubes:

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she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

This is my favorite post on this website tbh

(Source: martyr-eater, via notleks)

lokiwholockfactory:

why does the frozen version of the lower gif looks like he’s about to kiss you

(Source: hard-on-for-hiddleston)

motionpicturesource:

A word of caution: dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It’s not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón

(via pottern)

(via notleks)

purplebuddhaproject:

“Commit to loving yourself completely. It’s the most radical thing you will do in your lifetime.”

— Andrea Gibson
(via purplebuddhaquotes)

(Source: purplebuddhaquotes)